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The story of your life

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:55 pm 
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Bit of fun for everyone, my life was as follows.

Tom fought his enemy: a sexy Sister of Battle after winning the lottery and almost got killed by an army of agitated nurglings because his leg hurt and fell violently ill which completely freaked him out he jumped out of the way as the roof collapsed and to the disappointment of some he accidently tripped and smashed his face against a bemused Trolls ankle.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:00 pm 
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Very, very strange...

Justiniel discovered Angron's mother in law down the back of a Great Unclean Ones frock and got locked in prison very happily and everyone felt very sympathetic which made him cry, he felt a sudden ray of hope and just as he hoped he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:14 pm 
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It gets better...


Mojarn Piett slept in all day with a drunk Squat on a Land Raider and almost got killed by an army of agitated nurglings for no reason at all and chased a bunny, Mojarn Piett then met his long lost son: Mojarn Piett the second, he shot all the bad guys and to the disappointment of some he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:30 pm 
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Quote (Justiniel @ 09 2004 Nov.,13:00)
Very, very strange...
Justiniel discovered Angron's mother in law down the back of a Great Unclean Ones frock.


What a mental image....

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:30 pm 
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Hi all,
I got the sister too, lucky underpants - and 36 years...

"Vanvlak traveled with a sexy Sister of Battle on a Land Raider during an important business meeting because his leg hurt and banged his head on a wall which completely freaked him out he felt a sudden ray of hope and while wearing his lucky underpants he got caught by the Adeptus Arbites and was sentenced to 36 years in the cubes."


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:32 pm 
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Peter was friends with his mum down the back of a Great Unclean Ones frock and fell into the eternal pit of hell because he felt like it and a heated argument arose which completely freaked him out he made a run for it and which defies what that damn Farseer told him, he killed the bad guy and made it away with minimal injuries


Whats a "mum"...? :;): :D

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:34 pm 
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OK... ???

Maksim-Smelchak wished that he could sleep all day with a drunk Squat on a Land Raider, but he instead was drafted to train an under-age Imperial regiment from a backward feral world who didn't know their math from their reading. Not being a Comissar Gaunt, Maks has had a hard time of it (Not using the shock stick enough due to silly administrative regulation), but he has now made it away with minimal injuries!


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:| I don't remember coding those strings into the arrays :O. The program has acheived sentience, knew I shouldn't have nicked it from Sky-Net :'(

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:53 pm 
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I just tried the random one and got this:

Maksim-Smelchak was owed money by a man in a wheelchair after leaping from a crashing Thunderhawk during the 31st Black Crusade because his leg hurt and all hell broke loose which started a party, he made a giant leap across the ravine and just as he hoped he escaped narrowly and hitch-hiked all the way home.


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Dysartes went swimming with a baby boy in Mordia and almost got killed by an army of agitated nurglings because his leg hurt and went for a long walk through the park so everyone bowed down to Dysartes, he felt a sudden ray of hope and with his last ounce of strength he got kidnapped and tortured to death.


It has its ups and downs, don't it?

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Fifth Horseman discovered a sexy Sister of Battle after leaping from a crashing thunderhawk and got locked in prison because he felt like it and everyone felt very sympathetic which caused public outcry he shot all the bad guys and to the surprise of the audience he got the money and lived the rest of his life in the Ash wastes


Fifth Horseman almost got killed by a sexy Sister of Battle and got banished from the planet in a sad mood and a heated argument arose. Fifth Horseman then escaped through a secret passage, he made a giant leap across the ravine and as he nearly gave up all hope he defeated his enemy and the galaxy was safe again... but for how long?


Tom, how much have you been drinking recently?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:33 pm 
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Hardly any - that is probably the problem.......

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Warmaster Nice got a letter bomb from a sexy Sister of Battle in the Eye of Terror during an important business meeting in a sad mood and a heated argument arose which completely freaked him out he made a giant leap across the ravine and with the help of 750 000 creds worth of epic miniatures he got caught by the Adeptus Arbites and was sentenced to 32 years in the cubes.


Hardly any - that is probably the problem.......


I guess that explains it then... :p :;):

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Haarken discovered an axe murdering World Eater on an warship and went around killing Rice Gretchin with a small barrel of engine grease very happily and banged his head on a wall. Then Haarken ran around like a lunatic, he blew up a truck with a krak grenade and as he nearly gave up all hope he got caught by the Adeptus Arbites and was sentenced to 24 years in the cubes


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:14 pm 
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Yay! Someone finally encounters the rice gretchin!

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